Top 10 Corniest Pickup Lines
Alright ladies, I admit… men have said some pretty corny things to break the ice. Pick-up lines have become somewhat of a novelty, only the coolest guys use them now (kidding). At any rate, here ar ethe top 10 corniest pickup lines I’ve ever heard (in no particular order). Ladies or Gents - feel free to add your own in the comments section.
- I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
- Is your name Gillette? Cause baby you’re the best a man can get!
- The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
- If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
- You might as well sleep with me because I’m gonna tell everyone we did anyway!
- Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
- Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
What'd You Think?
(30 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)
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August 22nd, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Girl! U must be tired because u’ve been running through my mind all day.
R u from Tennesse because ur the only ten i see.
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
August 22nd, 2007 at 5:03 pm
If you were a booger I’d pick you.
August 22nd, 2007 at 8:45 pm
LOL, hahaha U guys are funny, lol
I used to cocktail waitres and bartend for many years, so of course there were always those lines, and this one ignorant drunk guy kept bugging me and being really ignorant, then he asked me, “so baby, what’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?” so I told him, ‘u just asked’. lol, dry sense of humor I guess, hahaha
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:23 pm
well i’ve never got a pick up line before biu i did get a guy that sed he loved me i did not even know the guy after that i never saw him agin.
August 22nd, 2007 at 10:10 pm
are your parents terrorist coz baby you are the bomb
August 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Baby I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
August 24th, 2007 at 6:54 am
i seem to have lost my number can i have yours ………….or the cops are looking for you because you stole my heart ………. or did it hurt (what? When you fell from heaven
August 24th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
where u raised on a farm? cuz u just raised my cock.
that was from high school, the most used pick up line. xD
August 24th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
so….your a girl, huh?
haha….my friend told me that one, i think that it is so funny!♥
August 25th, 2007 at 1:12 am
are you from hooters? o really you should apply
August 27th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
My face is leaving in 15 minutes, Be On It!!!…………….or Your not the best looking girl in here but im the only one talking to you.
August 27th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
You’re like a dictionary…..u put a meaning to my life.
August 29th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Hiya darling , how do you want you’re egg in the morning?
Boiled,
Blended,
Or fertilized?
August 29th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
I Like that shirt, I’d like it better on my bedroom floor in the morning.
August 31st, 2007 at 8:03 pm
have u lost your virginity?,,,,, can i have the box it came in?
September 2nd, 2007 at 1:56 am
do you have a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants!
September 2nd, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Baby, Does this rag smell like chloroform?
September 5th, 2007 at 4:45 am
i might be a guy but ive heard really corny lines b4 but the corniest one is……do u hav spanner eyes, because when i look at u my nuts tighten
September 12th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Well im in the army so this is the one i hate/like/hear the most…..
wanna play army, Ill lay down and u can blow the hell outta me….
September 13th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
I’m a sucker for corny pickup lines that are sweet.
September 14th, 2007 at 9:48 am
I laughed at a lot of these they are so damned stupid :o]
September 24th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
hahahahhaa! some are funny! sum are jus too much! guys, if ur out there believ me sweet ones do the trick, evn if uve heard on funny and jokes!
October 5th, 2007 at 9:57 am
hahaha lol I love corny lines
October 7th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
i heard that u kisses turn into the sweetest of dreams….so damn girl where have u been i have been having the most terrible nightmires…
October 8th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
my favrote “I love every muscle in your body” points to crotch “Especially this one”
October 15th, 2007 at 9:26 am
I remembered a good one for this but then forgot.
October 17th, 2007 at 12:37 am
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
October 27th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I am a red head. I have heard many in that respect. Mostly: Are you a real red head? Wanna prove it?
Is it true about red heads? What? Red on the head fire in the hole? Terrible!!!
Heaven has lost an angel and I just found her.
October 30th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
hey baby did you fall from a tornado? cuz your body is splattered allover my front porch and im really going to need someone to cleanit up and im not going to so like call the trash guy or sumthin
November 1st, 2007 at 9:37 am
so corny!!! stupid!!!
November 4th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
corny pick up lines always gets 2 me but it does not make me easy 2 get
November 4th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he ran into that cheap motel room
You have 206 bones in your body..want one more?
November 7th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Male or Female can use this one and is one of my “cute favorites”
Act sad and down where ever you want to pick up a guy/girl, and hope they notice you and ask whats wrong. Your reply: I lost my teddy bear…(hold for dramatic effect) Could you cuddle with me instead?
of course this is just for a laugh ^ ^
November 13th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
if I flipped this 50 cent coin, whats the chance of me getting head? :3
November 14th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Baby did you fart? Because you blow me away
November 24th, 2007 at 3:12 am
i used this on the girl i like and she was all like wow!!! thats so sweet… It’s not my fault i fell in love. Because baby you’re the one that tripped me.
November 26th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
This one is kinda weird and random but if sum 1 said this to u especailly if they were serious you’d have to laugh lol.
“Do YOU like it in the ass”? (NO) “Well i heard different”
November 30th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
conpowchicken, that is the cutest one i’ve heard! i’m SO using it on my crush.. thanks!
January 12th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Did You Just Fart???
Cause You Blew Me Away..
January 13th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
“do you have a map coz i’m lost in your eyes”
“if i told you your body was hot, would you hold it against me?”
“if i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i’d be walking in my garden forever” =3
(my bf used these on me =p )
February 15th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
cute-_-
–> my favorite
if you hold up eleven roses in the mirror then you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world
:]
March 2nd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Cheesey -__-
Were your parents aliens? ‘Cause you’re out of this world…
March 7th, 2008 at 10:24 am
giv a romantic look then whisper this poem in her ear:
roses are red, violets are blue,
bet you thot i wz serious, how disappointed are you?
March 7th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Hey, the word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word. tehehe
April 28th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Baby does this smell like chloroform?
July 5th, 2008 at 5:58 am
“Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?
(I don’t know)
“Enuff to break the ice.”